Contact lenses

The Good
OMG! peripheral vision ftw!
Can see stuff (still).
No weight on nose!

The Bad
Lense in left eye stings.
Keep forgetting to blink.
Eyes seem to regard lack of glasses as an excuse to not focus (or possibly to over-focus).
EVERYTHING IS BIG: MUGS! SHOES! MY LAPTOP! WHY DID NO-ONE TELL ME THE WORLD IS THIS BIG?

The Endearing (but could get irritating)
Trying to push my (non-existant) glasses up on my nose.